Monday, February 8, 2010

Patwa Kaana: Di Graas Griina fi Chuu, Bot...

Dem se di graas aalwiez luk griina pan di neda said. A chuu. Wen mi likl mi yuuz tu driim bout plies laka Frans an chos mi, di rialiti no mach-op so porfek at aal. Bot i mek sens stil, kaa wen yu no yuus tu a sertn ting we siim fi de somwe els, yu mos staat fantasaiz bout di somwe els. A jos so man mek. Bot aal di chrabl mi a chrabl, mi kyaahn siim fi sekl nowe. Mi naa se di graas no griin griin pan fimi said fi chuu ino, kaa chos mi i griin, bot aal di ruol mi a ruol ina di bam graas a bie krach mi kin a krach mi.

Wan a di ting dem we mi kyaahn andastan a ou kom no mata we mi go gie man afi yuuz websait an chatruum fi miit dem wananeda.
Waa gwaan. Yu gaa mi skuul no?
Ye…waa yu stats.
We yu miin?
Blak ar wait. Ou taal/shaat. Ud lent. Kot ar ankot. Tap ar Batam. Fies picha.
Amm, yaa juok rait. Nuo? Taak tu yu lieta den.
Ina Jumieka mi kyahn andastan, kaaz a no laik se yu kyahn jos waak op tu wahn man we yu laik, an fi nuo bout di paati dem yu afi nuo smadi uu nuo smadi uu gie- evribadi naav dat de logzri de. Nou wa mek ina Kianada, Merika an Frans a di siem ting mi a si? Evribadi a aid baka dem laptap. Everibadi jraa dong uu dem bi tu kopl suupafishal statistik and puoz op demself fi ii-shii-an-di-uol-liedi. (Big op if yu pruofail picha a wahn picha a yu bodi!!). An den mi tink, ef gie man kyaahn miit dem wananeda fies tu fies ina wahn konchri we dem av raits an protekshan, a we mi kuda riili ekspek fi apn ina Jumieka?

Mi taak aal di wail se mi ago bi selibet, an piipl no biliiv mi, bot mi jos kyaahn andastan wa mek wi lou piipl fi ron wi main so. Mi a di fos smadi fi tel yu se kolcha a wahn powaful sinting, bot nuo man, piipl kyaahna mek siek a kolcha dem liv di wuola dem laif widout lov, an widout di fiilin se dem uola- se notn no rang wid dem. Muo taim mi afi aaks miself ef a mi wan si laif disya wie kaa muos a di res a gie man dem uu mi kom kraas luk kwait kantent wid dem laif ina di shado. (Mi naa taak bout piipl ina Jumieka, kaa mi no ekspek se piipl ago git op an ris dehn laif fi "lov"). Ef smadi liv ina wahn sosaiyati we kliem se i naav notn gens gie man, ou kom sumoch piipl stil afi a aid baka kompyuuta pruofail!

Piipl aalwiez taak se gie man lov seks muo dahn aadineri, an mi aalwiez riizn se i mek likl sens kaa piipl no av di chaans nof taim fi miit an bil rilieshanship so wen dem du miit, ataklaps mos apn ina di bedruum! Bot no tel mi se wi kyaahn muuv paas disya setop ya, we get papyula jos kaa a wehn di siefis wie fi miit piipl. Tingz likl difrent nou man!

I luk tu mi se nof piipl stil no riili komfatebl wid demself. Mi andastan likl stil. Miebi di ting we a bada mi di muos a se mi wehn imajin se tingz uda nof-nof difrent. Bot eniwie, yu si chuu mi kyaahn tek no jraama, mi ago tan faar fran dem saiba piipl de, kaa wen yu tingk bout i siirios, tu dem yu a jos smadi fi ad tu di stak ina dem rampin shap. Afta di ak dem tuu shiem fi bil notn siirios we gwaihn fuos dem fi kanfront di fak se dem lov man.

So dis a wahn riil dailema. Mi figa se man tu man websait a fi piipl uu no riili av fimi andastandin bout seksualiti, an mi an dem naago grii, bot pan di neda an, anles a mi wan tan de wie ya (a kyaahn so!), mi no nuo we fi fain di ada man dem. Di graas mait griina pan di neda said, bot graas afi gruo ina dort, an a bie worm mi si a rigl chuu evriwe mi go.

25 comments:

  1. aaaww, mi sari fi ier mi breda...mi kyaan memba di laas taim mi riid soch diip pruoz ina fi mi tong, mi no nuo wa fi tel yu bra...halduo ef i mek yu fiil no beta di yu no avi wos dan di striet piipl dem, mi wii chat fi mi self--a no laik se i iizi fi fain man, striet aar ben, unuu jos fried fi kom fawod, ar miebi wi jos duum tu selibesi...duo i wos fi som a wi dan adaz. Sai

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  2. Tel yu wa, ef non a wi no fain no man wi wii marid wi wananeda! lol Mi kaina kantent nou duo, kaa mi figa se di worl tan a wie we mi no laik, an mi naago du sertn tingz fi niida lov naar moni. Wi no selibet nou no? An i naa kil wi (tuu bad).

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  3. Sometimes even when we are in the land of the free for some reason we feel that we can't fully express our selves. The dialog you posted was funny as hell. Kot or ankot... :)
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  4. Mi glad fi riid wa yu rait - ahn yu rait.

    Bot a no onggl gieman abi aad fi fain man. A sieka di aisolieshan ahn ielienieshan a madorn laif. Aal chriet smadi dem afi a aid bi'ain pruofail fi miitop dehn waneda. Wan a mi chriet fren abi dong tu a aat; ihn de pahn Match.com az eni gial ihn de wid mek mistiek fi se kem.

    Mi wehn tingk se mi uda kom a Morka kohn fain man bot mi mek a sad mistiek. Mi deya nou ten ier ahn aal nou mi stil no de wi nobadi. Mi aal gi op. Gud ting se mi kantent ina miself ahn no afi a dipen pahn no man fi mi apinis. Yu yong ahn lukobl stil so yu kyaahn gi op yet.

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  5. @ yocahuna: Yu no iizi ino :D
    A chuu yaa taak bout di madorn laif bizniz duo. A mosi se mi tuu uol fashan fi get yuus tu dem kaina siting ya. Yu inspaiya mi duo ino, chuu chuu. Mi laik ou yu tink an mi rispek di kantentment we yu fiil- aal ef mi manij fi fain smadi, mi waahn kyahn fiil de wie de bout miself tu.

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